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The Best of Bacon Mouth

Fun
Senica just showed me this book. She asked, "Dad, someday can we have this much fun?"...
JVH
Nov 26 ,2013
Senica's Farting...
Senicas on her farting: "it's not me, it's my body"
JVH
Aug 25 ,2013
Eli-ism
The madder you make me, the upsetter I get
cwelsh
Oct 09 ,2012
First day of school
So waking Brady up for his first day of school...
me: Brady, time to get up for school.
Brady: actually, I think I broke both ...
Ktvanh
Aug 27 ,2012
Trapped
Showed Q a picture of the Dome. Told him that the statue on top is Mary, Jesus' mother. He said, "Oh, so she's trapped in there?"...
JVH
Aug 25 ,2012
Unicorn Ride
Tonight we saw a fountain and s threw a penny in. When I asked what she wished for she said to ride on a unicorn.:)...
JVH
Jul 23 ,2012
Underdog
Brady: "Mom, who is your favorite superhero?"
Me: "Underdog."
Brady: "How about one that isn't stupid?"...
Ktvanh
Jul 10 ,2012
Butt Goo
Dad I don't like playing outside when it's hot because my butt gets gooey and I don't like that....
JVH
Jun 18 ,2012
Infiniti
Points to end of the tape measure: "Dad, is this Infiniti?"
JVH
Jun 08 ,2012
Stinky boys
mom, I just only hugged you to take away your nice smell and get my stinky boy smell on you. QVH age 5 1/2...
MindyV
May 31 ,2012
Home Alone
Kate: "Mom, you know you don't have anyone in this house when we're at school? But when the BABY is born, then you'll have someone to play w...
Ddludden
May 24 ,2012
21
Talking to mom:
Me: I think I puked on my phone last night..
Mom: Oh ya you dropped it in your puke bucket. I tried to clean i...
MarieVH
May 15 ,2012
Supper Club
At dinner Saturday night I told the waitress my name was Marcus Aurelius and she wrote down Marcus "a real ass"...
Dave
May 08 ,2012
Choking Hazard
Senica(3) on wanting a hard candy after dinner, "I want a choking hazard."...
JVH
May 04 ,2012
Milk
Mom, I was trickin you, it's not milk that makes me act crazy, my brain is crazy by itself....
MindyV
Apr 30 ,2012
Sucker
"I call this sucker a sucker because it's suckey."
JVH
Apr 24 ,2012
Prayer time
Daniel at prayer time tonight "Dear God, thank you for the Jewel and all other grocery stores."...
Dan McCarthy
Apr 23 ,2012
Easter 2012
Upon survey of his Easter basket, Daniel says "it looks like the Easter bunny shops at Target."...
Dan McCarthy
Apr 08 ,2012
Brown belt
out of the blue...
Michael: Zach from my class has a brown belt.
Me: wow, that's great. He must practice a lot. Is it Karate o...
dmalee
Mar 27 ,2012
Daniel in love
After school this week from the mouth of Daniel. "Mama, I love Annie and Annie loves me. We're very happy together."...
Dan McCarthy
Mar 24 ,2012
7 yo Zach listening to th...
While listening to the song "On the Catwalk" and hearing the line.."Im too sexy for my shirt..." Zach says, "Mom, this may be my song"..;-...
mbruin554
Mar 18 ,2012
The sun
We woke up for school and it was still dark. Quinn said thoughtfully: mom, the sun ran out of batteries. The moon will change them....
MindyV
Mar 16 ,2012
Pillow pets march 2012...
My kids just walked in with their legs inside pillowcases. Mom look! Were pillow pets!...
MindyV
Mar 03 ,2012
Twins
So Levi looks at his identical twin Luke and says... "Your ugly"
Dave
Feb 10 ,2012
My sweetie
Eli saw me on my facebook page and said, "Hey- that's you!"
Me: "How do I look, buddy?"
Eli: "You look like my heart" :-)...
cwelsh
Feb 09 ,2012
My superhero
Me: "Eli, what do you want for your 6th birthday?"
Eli: "Superpowers"...
cwelsh
Feb 03 ,2012
Statue
June 6, 2011

Quinn(4):
"They made that statue so birds could land on his head."...
JVH
Feb 01 ,2012
Brain and Bones
Quinn after I asked why he jumped on me: “It’s not me. It’s my brain. And my bones.”

-April 2011...
JVH
Feb 01 ,2012
box houses
so were eating little ceasars pizza when I said "dude if you think about it, were eating out of a cardboard box." Luke "yah people live in t...
Travis Van Camp
Jan 31 ,2012
Bacon mouth
Dad: Well that's the thing..bacon mouth is for the stuff you want to remember 20 years from now, not just the.. I woke up this morning and.....
MarieVH
Jan 31 ,2012
Viral Marketing Plan
I just went into the local Best Buy. Changed all the home pages on their tablets to www.baconmouth.com

That's our entire mar...
Bacon Mouth
Jan 30 ,2012
Princess Jasmine
Went to see Disney on Ice today. Tess announced to everyone around us that Princess Jasmine is "just a little bit naked."...
hollysully
Jan 27 ,2012
Michael and the NFL
Michael has become obsessed with football and I could not be more proud. When I told him yesterday that there were just three games left th...
dmalee
Jan 20 ,2012
BI don't think you meant ...
I was at Costco this afternoon. This couple was looking for a baby gift. The guy held up a cute little outfit with monkeys on it. The gal s...
Ktvanh
Jan 11 ,2012
Diary of a Wimpy Kid
Today, Alec told me, "Mom, I love "Diarrhea of a Wimpy Kid".
hollysully
Dec 28 ,2011
Bacon Mouth
“Mom, Mom! I just got a great idea. Tonight when I'm sleeping with my mouth open you sneak in and put bacon in there”

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JVH
Jan 19 ,2012
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